I have already forgotten many of the things I was going to say! But there's this instead!

[constance]

The sideshow hypnotist speaks:

The life-sized whale map will shock and amaze you.

You will want to buy this author's book for the website alone.

You will want to wear jewelry made from bits of the titanic.

You will eye all sewing machines with lust in your heart after reading about Steve Macdonald.

You will want this t-shirt with a passion heretofore reserved for cherries alone.

Comments

[xanthophyllippa.livejournal.com]

I keep expecting your icon to blink. I'm always a little freaked out when it doesn't, though I would be seriously freaked out if it did.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Honestly, if it blinked, I too would be seriously freaked out.

[xanthophyllippa.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's better we don't tempt it.

How did you know?

[21stcenturysei.livejournal.com]

I do want to buy that book for the website alone! Have you read it? Is it good?
I miss you!

Re: How did you know?

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness the hypnosis worked on someone. I haven't read it yet, but I honestly do want to. And I shall!

I miss you too! Have you been doing brilliant things?

[friendly.livejournal.com]

Asfkjladj yes that t-shirt. I keep wondering if I should get it or not.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD. And I will get it too, and then we can wear it on the same day and be twins and no one will know but us.

[sunkentreasure.livejournal.com]

I became more than a little obsessed with Miranda July about a year ago. I can't figure her out. Is it just a put on, or is she really as crazy as I think she is? I'm pretty sure it's the latter, but I love her all the same.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I know almost nothing about Miranda July that I did not read off a refrigerator or stovetop, so I'm afraid I cannot answer your question! I'm feeling about her the way I was recently feeling about TV on the Radio: man, I missed years of wonder by being a latecomer.

I'm looking forward to the book, anyway. I wish I'd gotten my hands on a galley proof.

[lindyhoppr.livejournal.com]

I am either completely in your control, or you just have the awesome taste.

But I am sad that I can't get the titanic page to open up.

*commands you to act like chicken whenever the word "phlebotomist" is uttered"

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I suspect, going back to look at it, that it's one of those flash-intensive sites that just doesn't work if you don't have exactly the right version -- but! You have a late-model flash because you've played flOw! I'm not sure what's up with that, and I'm sorry for it. The watches are very pretty and rusty and look like they weigh about a pound apiece.

Re: *commands you to act like chicken whenever the word "phlebotomist" is uttered"

[lindyhoppr.livejournal.com]

That sounds neat. I bought a watch today that said it was a rolex. I paid two dollars. Not sure if I got ripped off, or if they did. I'll see if it still tells time tomorrow.

wait...bwak bwak bwak....

Re: *commands you to act like chicken whenever the word "phlebotomist" is uttered"

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure it was genuine -- just a really good bargain!

And man, my awesome skills as a hypnotist...well, I'm torn between using my powers for good and using them for evil. Must think more on this.

Re: *commands you to act like chicken whenever the word "phlebotomist" is uttered"

[lindyhoppr.livejournal.com]

Screw good or evil. Use your powers for awesome.