constance blackwood

Dear Ms. onthecontrary:

It has come to my attention that you are "celebrating" the anniversary of the day you arrived on this forsaken planet. Misguided as I think your pleasure may be, I hear that it is usual for your acquaintance to offer many happy returns to you on such an occasion. And so I offer them.

I also believe that one might ( sing if one is so inclined. )


Now get back to work.

Yours cordially,

Severus Snape