I have already forgotten many of the things I was going to say! But there's this instead!

[constance]

The sideshow hypnotist speaks:

The life-sized whale map will shock and amaze you.

You will want to buy this author's book for the website alone.

You will want to wear jewelry made from bits of the titanic.

You will eye all sewing machines with lust in your heart after reading about Steve Macdonald.

You will want this t-shirt with a passion heretofore reserved for cherries alone.

Comments

Re: How did you know?

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness the hypnosis worked on someone. I haven't read it yet, but I honestly do want to. And I shall!

I miss you too! Have you been doing brilliant things?