I have already forgotten many of the things I was going to say! But there's this instead!

[constance]

The sideshow hypnotist speaks:

The life-sized whale map will shock and amaze you.

You will want to buy this author's book for the website alone.

You will want to wear jewelry made from bits of the titanic.

You will eye all sewing machines with lust in your heart after reading about Steve Macdonald.

You will want this t-shirt with a passion heretofore reserved for cherries alone.

Comments

*commands you to act like chicken whenever the word "phlebotomist" is uttered"

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I suspect, going back to look at it, that it's one of those flash-intensive sites that just doesn't work if you don't have exactly the right version -- but! You have a late-model flash because you've played flOw! I'm not sure what's up with that, and I'm sorry for it. The watches are very pretty and rusty and look like they weigh about a pound apiece.

Re: *commands you to act like chicken whenever the word "phlebotomist" is uttered"

[lindyhoppr.livejournal.com]

That sounds neat. I bought a watch today that said it was a rolex. I paid two dollars. Not sure if I got ripped off, or if they did. I'll see if it still tells time tomorrow.

wait...bwak bwak bwak....

Re: *commands you to act like chicken whenever the word "phlebotomist" is uttered"

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure it was genuine -- just a really good bargain!

And man, my awesome skills as a hypnotist...well, I'm torn between using my powers for good and using them for evil. Must think more on this.

Re: *commands you to act like chicken whenever the word "phlebotomist" is uttered"

[lindyhoppr.livejournal.com]

Screw good or evil. Use your powers for awesome.