I have already forgotten many of the things I was going to say! But there's this instead!

[constance]

The sideshow hypnotist speaks:

The life-sized whale map will shock and amaze you.

You will want to buy this author's book for the website alone.

You will want to wear jewelry made from bits of the titanic.

You will eye all sewing machines with lust in your heart after reading about Steve Macdonald.

You will want this t-shirt with a passion heretofore reserved for cherries alone.

Comments

[xanthophyllippa.livejournal.com]

I keep expecting your icon to blink. I'm always a little freaked out when it doesn't, though I would be seriously freaked out if it did.

How did you know?

[21stcenturysei.livejournal.com]

I do want to buy that book for the website alone! Have you read it? Is it good?
I miss you!

[friendly.livejournal.com]

Asfkjladj yes that t-shirt. I keep wondering if I should get it or not.

[sunkentreasure.livejournal.com]

I became more than a little obsessed with Miranda July about a year ago. I can't figure her out. Is it just a put on, or is she really as crazy as I think she is? I'm pretty sure it's the latter, but I love her all the same.

[lindyhoppr.livejournal.com]

I am either completely in your control, or you just have the awesome taste.

But I am sad that I can't get the titanic page to open up.