I have already forgotten many of the things I was going to say! But there's this instead!

[constance]

The sideshow hypnotist speaks:

The life-sized whale map will shock and amaze you.

You will want to buy this author's book for the website alone.

You will want to wear jewelry made from bits of the titanic.

You will eye all sewing machines with lust in your heart after reading about Steve Macdonald.

You will want this t-shirt with a passion heretofore reserved for cherries alone.

Comments

[friendly.livejournal.com]

Asfkjladj yes that t-shirt. I keep wondering if I should get it or not.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD. And I will get it too, and then we can wear it on the same day and be twins and no one will know but us.