The oysters look especially delectable, don't you think?

[constance]

Presented without comment, except to credit lindyhoppr for the link, which was way too amazing not to share:

semen cookbook

Comments

[thalia]

Huh.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, words failed me, too.

[xanthophyllippa.livejournal.com]

Who needs salt when you can season with hepatitis?

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Who indeed? Mmmm, hepatitis.

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

What would Betty Crocker write in her Big List of Emergency Substitutions to help the cook who has no semen handy? 1 tsp cornstarch whipped together with 2 tbsp water and a drop of bleach?

[tofty.livejournal.com]

AHahahahahaha! I'm thinking that the great thing about semen is that it's usually pretty easy to come by (pun intended, sorry about that), but I guess it's a good idea to be prepared, just in case.

[tilney.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the semen flan on the cover is actually covered with menstrual blood, juuuuust to make it a little bit more edgy.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh noooooo. You know, the weird thing is, I remember someone on my tradescant lj posting mentrual-blood cocktail recipes a while back. Or maybe that was me. I think it might've been. I think I might have a secret kink. I think I might need help. O_o

[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

You know, just last night my sister and I were discussing how I'd been to a seminar where the speaker had self-published a very professional looking book for the class using Lulu. And then you reminded me why that might not be the most impressive way for my sister to market her new consulting materials.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, as long as your sister's book looks professional, she should be safe. I mean, what are the odds that someone will say WHAT THIS IS THE SAME VANITY PRESS THAT PUBLISHED THAT SEMEN COOKBOOK OMG. Pretty slim, I'd say. :D

[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

The danger is more in sending them to the site to order the book. Then they might browse. I remember a big series of spanking fiction last time I was there.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

*sadly tempted to go looking for spanking series*