The oysters look especially delectable, don't you think?

[constance]

Presented without comment, except to credit lindyhoppr for the link, which was way too amazing not to share:

semen cookbook

Comments

[tilney.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the semen flan on the cover is actually covered with menstrual blood, juuuuust to make it a little bit more edgy.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh noooooo. You know, the weird thing is, I remember someone on my tradescant lj posting mentrual-blood cocktail recipes a while back. Or maybe that was me. I think it might've been. I think I might have a secret kink. I think I might need help. O_o