The oysters look especially delectable, don't you think?

[constance]

Presented without comment, except to credit lindyhoppr for the link, which was way too amazing not to share:

semen cookbook

Comments

[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

You know, just last night my sister and I were discussing how I'd been to a seminar where the speaker had self-published a very professional looking book for the class using Lulu. And then you reminded me why that might not be the most impressive way for my sister to market her new consulting materials.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, as long as your sister's book looks professional, she should be safe. I mean, what are the odds that someone will say WHAT THIS IS THE SAME VANITY PRESS THAT PUBLISHED THAT SEMEN COOKBOOK OMG. Pretty slim, I'd say. :D

[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

The danger is more in sending them to the site to order the book. Then they might browse. I remember a big series of spanking fiction last time I was there.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

*sadly tempted to go looking for spanking series*