The oysters look especially delectable, don't you think?

[constance]

Presented without comment, except to credit lindyhoppr for the link, which was way too amazing not to share:

semen cookbook

Comments

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

What would Betty Crocker write in her Big List of Emergency Substitutions to help the cook who has no semen handy? 1 tsp cornstarch whipped together with 2 tbsp water and a drop of bleach?

[tofty.livejournal.com]

AHahahahahaha! I'm thinking that the great thing about semen is that it's usually pretty easy to come by (pun intended, sorry about that), but I guess it's a good idea to be prepared, just in case.