The oysters look especially delectable, don't you think?

[constance]

Presented without comment, except to credit lindyhoppr for the link, which was way too amazing not to share:

semen cookbook

Comments

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, as long as your sister's book looks professional, she should be safe. I mean, what are the odds that someone will say WHAT THIS IS THE SAME VANITY PRESS THAT PUBLISHED THAT SEMEN COOKBOOK OMG. Pretty slim, I'd say. :D

[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

The danger is more in sending them to the site to order the book. Then they might browse. I remember a big series of spanking fiction last time I was there.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

*sadly tempted to go looking for spanking series*