My better nature almost always loses.

[constance]

A Conversation with My Inner Voice

Me: Ooohh, look! DKNY T-straps!

Me: You're supposed to be Christmas shopping, Cammy. What are you even doing looking on ebay at shoes in your size?

Me: They're so pretty! They're the perfect heel height for me!

Me: No really, you've got responsibilities. Do me a favor and CLOSE YOUR FUCKING BROWSER.

Me: No one has placed a bid yet! And the auction ends in an hour!

Me: DO NOT CLICK THE BID BUTTON DO NOT --

Me: Oops, I clicked by accident, I swear.

Me: For God's sake. Why do I even try.

Comments

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I love the tone of resigned disgust in the final bit of dialogue. What a trial you are to yourself! Then again, though, t-straps! How could you do otherwise?

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

Why resist?

[friendly.livejournal.com]

I did pretty much exactly the same thing only a few days ago, and ended up with a pair of pale pink cowboy boots. :|

[lindyhoppr.livejournal.com]

Oh, please tell me that you weren't actually considering neglecting to buy a present for yourself, were you? I mean, that's like forgetting your mom, or something.