My better nature almost always loses.

[constance]

A Conversation with My Inner Voice

Me: Ooohh, look! DKNY T-straps!

Me: You're supposed to be Christmas shopping, Cammy. What are you even doing looking on ebay at shoes in your size?

Me: They're so pretty! They're the perfect heel height for me!

Me: No really, you've got responsibilities. Do me a favor and CLOSE YOUR FUCKING BROWSER.

Me: No one has placed a bid yet! And the auction ends in an hour!

Me: DO NOT CLICK THE BID BUTTON DO NOT --

Me: Oops, I clicked by accident, I swear.

Me: For God's sake. Why do I even try.

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[tofty.livejournal.com]

If we lived next door, I'd invite you over to my house and we could spend an afternoon making a mess in my kitchen. I bet it would be a blast, even if we ended up throwing out the results.

My childhood BFF and I used to play around in our kitchens all the time! I think the thing we got in the most trouble for was in middle school: we made ordinary brownies, and then rolled them into turd shapes and left them on a plate on the counter. Can you believe we got in trouble for that? Whatever, man.