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A Conversation with My Inner Voice

Me: Ooohh, look! DKNY T-straps!

Me: You're supposed to be Christmas shopping, Cammy. What are you even doing looking on ebay at shoes in your size?

Me: They're so pretty! They're the perfect heel height for me!

Me: No really, you've got responsibilities. Do me a favor and CLOSE YOUR FUCKING BROWSER.

Me: No one has placed a bid yet! And the auction ends in an hour!

Me: DO NOT CLICK THE BID BUTTON DO NOT --

Me: Oops, I clicked by accident, I swear.

Me: For God's sake. Why do I even try.
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