My better nature almost always loses.

[constance]

A Conversation with My Inner Voice

Me: Ooohh, look! DKNY T-straps!

Me: You're supposed to be Christmas shopping, Cammy. What are you even doing looking on ebay at shoes in your size?

Me: They're so pretty! They're the perfect heel height for me!

Me: No really, you've got responsibilities. Do me a favor and CLOSE YOUR FUCKING BROWSER.

Me: No one has placed a bid yet! And the auction ends in an hour!

Me: DO NOT CLICK THE BID BUTTON DO NOT --

Me: Oops, I clicked by accident, I swear.

Me: For God's sake. Why do I even try.

Comments

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I always wait forever to look at my Gourmets, so it wasn't til last night that I realized I had the issue you were talking about sitting in my desk tray. Those lollipops are spectacular, aren't they? They were the prettiest, but those caramel puff-pastry cookies were the things I was most tempted to make.