My better nature almost always loses.

[constance]

A Conversation with My Inner Voice

Me: Ooohh, look! DKNY T-straps!

Me: You're supposed to be Christmas shopping, Cammy. What are you even doing looking on ebay at shoes in your size?

Me: They're so pretty! They're the perfect heel height for me!

Me: No really, you've got responsibilities. Do me a favor and CLOSE YOUR FUCKING BROWSER.

Me: No one has placed a bid yet! And the auction ends in an hour!

Me: DO NOT CLICK THE BID BUTTON DO NOT --

Me: Oops, I clicked by accident, I swear.

Me: For God's sake. Why do I even try.

Comments

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

Why resist?

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Well, that was what I decided in the end. I mean, $20.00 is not going to cause me to default on my mortgage. RIGHT?

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

Right!

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah! I'd do a little punk-rock anarchy dance, but I think people who purchase DKNY t-straps are required by law to give up all claims to edginess.