health crisis du jour

[constance]

I am receiving on-the-spot temporal punishment for my sins in the form of three large ulcers in my mouth, one on my tongue where it touches my molar. I don't remember having this many painful raw spots since my braces rubbed holes in me on a regular basis, and omg I hate to be a baby about this but the immobilized head and shoulders yes they are still immobilized are nothing to the SEARING UNGOVERNED PAIN of forgetting and drinking orange juice with three ulcers.

I have just three words to say to whoever thinks to plague me into good behavior:

Thank you, Anbesol. >:D

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[tofty.livejournal.com]

The Pope could visit the plagues of the earth on my dad, and my dad would remain unmoved. He is mulish that way. But me, I am starting to be persuaded.

JP, get these sores out of my mouth and I shall reconsider my position on Sunday masses and confessions and rosaries. Not abortion, though, or birth control. Smite me how you may, I will stand firm!!