health crisis du jour

[constance]

I am receiving on-the-spot temporal punishment for my sins in the form of three large ulcers in my mouth, one on my tongue where it touches my molar. I don't remember having this many painful raw spots since my braces rubbed holes in me on a regular basis, and omg I hate to be a baby about this but the immobilized head and shoulders yes they are still immobilized are nothing to the SEARING UNGOVERNED PAIN of forgetting and drinking orange juice with three ulcers.

I have just three words to say to whoever thinks to plague me into good behavior:

Thank you, Anbesol. >:D

Comments

[coco-palmolive.livejournal.com]

For the love of God, stay away from ketchup, too.

I believe the Pope is punishing you from beyond the grave. Having completed his mission on earth, he is now visiting every lapsed Catholic on the planet to bring them closer to God. I don't know why he started in the Ms, or in Macon, but you might want to give your dad a call and see how he's feeling.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

The Pope could visit the plagues of the earth on my dad, and my dad would remain unmoved. He is mulish that way. But me, I am starting to be persuaded.

JP, get these sores out of my mouth and I shall reconsider my position on Sunday masses and confessions and rosaries. Not abortion, though, or birth control. Smite me how you may, I will stand firm!!