OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

[constance]

JUST NOW I WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND AND I WAS ALSO CHANGING INTO MY PAJAMAS AND THERE WAS A LITTLE BLACK SOMETHING ON MY CHEST LIKE LINT AND I WENT TO BRUSH IT OFF AND IT DID NOT GO ANYWHERE AND I PULLED IT OFF AND IT PULLED AWAY FROM MY SKIN WITH A SNAP AND I REALIZED IT WAS A FUCKING TICK ON ME AND I DID NOT SCREAM ON THE PHONE BUT NOW THAT I AM OFF THE PHONE I FEEL A LITTLE SCREAMING IS IN ORDER THERE WAS A TICK ON ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FEEL AS THOUGH I MAY NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

Comments

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

alskjdhaskj dalskjhd askjdhalksj dhalskj UMMMM I WOULD BE RIGHT THERE FREAKING OUT WITH YOU Hjkashdlksajdhlaskjhdaskjdha

(omg your icon!!!)

[tofty.livejournal.com]

KERI THERE IS A BRUISE I TELL YOU AND A WELT HOLY FUCKING CHRIST WHERE DID IT COME FROM SO THAT I CAN NEVER GO THERE AGAIN EVER FOR ANY REASON

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I MEANT TO USE THIS ICON BUT FORGOT BECAUSE WHO CAN THINK OF SUCH THINGS AT A TIME LIKE THIS

halksah lise thinks the dolphin is ejaculating

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ticks scare the hell out of me :o I don't like being in the woods without long pants on because I am so terrified of them! WERE YOU IN ANY OVERGROWN WOODED AREAS TODAY? askdlja I really hope there are no ticks near any of your potential houses :| THAT WOULD PUT A DAMPER ON THINGS

WELL ISN'T IT?

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I DID DRIVE MY MOTHER TO THE HOUSES BUT I WAS ALSO OUT IN MY PARENTS' YARD PLAYING WITH THE DOGS AND I AM GOING TO BLAME IT ON THE DOGS BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO THINK OF MY LOVELY HOUSES AS BEING TICK INFESTED

THERE ARE LOTS OF TREES AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE

asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestation

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

I FEEL BLAMING IT ON THE DOGS AND/OR THE PARENTS' HOUSE AND NEIGHBOURHOOD IS THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION

IT TOOK ME FIVE TRIES BEFORE I SPELLED PARENTS RIGHT

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

askldjas oh the grammar error in that subject line is making me cry

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[tofty.livejournal.com]

:*:*:*:*:*:* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE TO SAY THAT THIS WHOLE THREAD HAS ME FEELING MUCH BETTER

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

I DO WHAT I CAN FOR THE PEOPLE I ADORE

EXCEPT KEEP MY PINKIE OFF THE SHIFT KEY

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[tofty.livejournal.com]

SAME HERE BABY SAME HERE

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

aksdkljas WHICH IS WHY I FEEL THE CONVERSATION IN MY LJ USERINFO IS ONE OF THE CONCISE I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED

BRB NEED MORE JACK DON'T YOU HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING YOUNG LADY?

o the eternal lure of the capslock key :O

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I do have to work! I was just a little, you know, freaked out, but now I am off to bed.

Goodnight, sweetheart. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs SHIT NOW I WILL BE ALL FREAKED OUT AGAIN

[tofty.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST IT WAS NOT ALL HORRIBLE AND SWOLLEN THERE IS THAT AT LEAST

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I KEEP CHECKING IT LIKE I AM EXPECTING AN ALIEN TO ERUPT FROM ME AND DESTROY MY SHIP

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

aslkd okay this comment should not be as hilarious as it is right now but I cannot stop laughing

YES TICKS ARE GROSS AND CREEPY AND UGH I HOPE NOTHING SPRINGS OUT OF YOU LIKE IN SPACEBALLS OR TOTAL RECALL PLZ DO NOT DIE BY ALIEN CHILDBIRTH VIA STERNUM

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU IF YOU DO NOT COMMENT OR POST TO ME WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS I WILL ASSUME YOU HAVE EXPLODED

[tofty.livejournal.com]

CAPTAIN CAMMY REPORTING. STILL ALIVE, I AM HAPPY TO SAY.

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ASDLHASLKJ PRAISE ALLAH

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

AND I KNOW *I* SHOULDN'T BE ERUPTING IN MIRTH BUT I CANNOT HELP IT. IT IS NOT SCHADENFREUDE AT ALL, BUT SIMPLY THE FACT THAT I WOULD BE FREAKING OUT IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY, OR PERHAPS EVEN MORE THOROUGHLY. "DID IT LAY EGGS IN THE WOUND? WHAT IF THERE'S ONE ON MY SCALP AND I JUST CAN'T SEE OR FEEL IT? WHAT IF ITS BITE HAS AFFECTED MY BLOODSTREAM IN SUCH A WAY THAT NOW I SMELL EVEN MORE INVITING TO TICKS THE WORLD OVER WHO MIGHT FALL OUT OF ANY SEEMINGLY-INNOCENT PIECE OF SHRUBBERY AT ANY TIME?"

[tofty.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH I HAD NOT THOUGHT OF THE EGG-LAYING UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT AND NOW I AM CONVINCED THAT MY BLOODSTREAM IS INFESTED WITH THOUSANDS OF TICKS AND THAT IT IS ONLY A MMATTER OF TIME BEFORE MY BRAIN DISINTEGRATES

OTHERWISE: YES, YES, YES