OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

[constance]

JUST NOW I WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND AND I WAS ALSO CHANGING INTO MY PAJAMAS AND THERE WAS A LITTLE BLACK SOMETHING ON MY CHEST LIKE LINT AND I WENT TO BRUSH IT OFF AND IT DID NOT GO ANYWHERE AND I PULLED IT OFF AND IT PULLED AWAY FROM MY SKIN WITH A SNAP AND I REALIZED IT WAS A FUCKING TICK ON ME AND I DID NOT SCREAM ON THE PHONE BUT NOW THAT I AM OFF THE PHONE I FEEL A LITTLE SCREAMING IS IN ORDER THERE WAS A TICK ON ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FEEL AS THOUGH I MAY NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

Comments

WELL ISN'T IT?

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I DID DRIVE MY MOTHER TO THE HOUSES BUT I WAS ALSO OUT IN MY PARENTS' YARD PLAYING WITH THE DOGS AND I AM GOING TO BLAME IT ON THE DOGS BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO THINK OF MY LOVELY HOUSES AS BEING TICK INFESTED

THERE ARE LOTS OF TREES AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE

asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestation

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

I FEEL BLAMING IT ON THE DOGS AND/OR THE PARENTS' HOUSE AND NEIGHBOURHOOD IS THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION

IT TOOK ME FIVE TRIES BEFORE I SPELLED PARENTS RIGHT

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

askldjas oh the grammar error in that subject line is making me cry

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[tofty.livejournal.com]

:*:*:*:*:*:* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE TO SAY THAT THIS WHOLE THREAD HAS ME FEELING MUCH BETTER

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

I DO WHAT I CAN FOR THE PEOPLE I ADORE

EXCEPT KEEP MY PINKIE OFF THE SHIFT KEY

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[tofty.livejournal.com]

SAME HERE BABY SAME HERE

Re: asdjhasjk I prefer to think of it as crying because it really don't LIKE the underwater molestat

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

aksdkljas WHICH IS WHY I FEEL THE CONVERSATION IN MY LJ USERINFO IS ONE OF THE CONCISE I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED

BRB NEED MORE JACK DON'T YOU HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING YOUNG LADY?

o the eternal lure of the capslock key :O

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I do have to work! I was just a little, you know, freaked out, but now I am off to bed.

Goodnight, sweetheart. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs SHIT NOW I WILL BE ALL FREAKED OUT AGAIN