OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

[constance]

JUST NOW I WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND AND I WAS ALSO CHANGING INTO MY PAJAMAS AND THERE WAS A LITTLE BLACK SOMETHING ON MY CHEST LIKE LINT AND I WENT TO BRUSH IT OFF AND IT DID NOT GO ANYWHERE AND I PULLED IT OFF AND IT PULLED AWAY FROM MY SKIN WITH A SNAP AND I REALIZED IT WAS A FUCKING TICK ON ME AND I DID NOT SCREAM ON THE PHONE BUT NOW THAT I AM OFF THE PHONE I FEEL A LITTLE SCREAMING IS IN ORDER THERE WAS A TICK ON ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FEEL AS THOUGH I MAY NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

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[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

aslkd okay this comment should not be as hilarious as it is right now but I cannot stop laughing

YES TICKS ARE GROSS AND CREEPY AND UGH I HOPE NOTHING SPRINGS OUT OF YOU LIKE IN SPACEBALLS OR TOTAL RECALL PLZ DO NOT DIE BY ALIEN CHILDBIRTH VIA STERNUM

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU IF YOU DO NOT COMMENT OR POST TO ME WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS I WILL ASSUME YOU HAVE EXPLODED

[tofty.livejournal.com]

CAPTAIN CAMMY REPORTING. STILL ALIVE, I AM HAPPY TO SAY.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

ASDLHASLKJ PRAISE ALLAH