you're pushing thirty and your old tricks no longer work.

[constance]

Maybe one day I will start making thoughtful lj entries again. One day, but not today: today, I have a Very Important Question to ask you. If you were going to your company Christmas party, would you wear

(1) the three-and-a-half-inch-heeled fuck-me ankle-strap shoes (man, that was a lot of hyphens right there), or

(2) the two-inch-heeled comfy slides?

Much is riding on your response. Do not fail me, friends!

Comments

Re: additional data provided herein:

[tilney.livejournal.com]

Hummm. Sounds kind of posh enough to warrant the three-inch. I say go for it. At least you won't have to stand in them, so the comfort factor is moot, and it's nice to wear fuck-me shoes once in a while. What about the rest of the outfit? And can we get a photo of the fuck-me shoes?

Re: additional data provided herein:

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Photos, baby!