you're pushing thirty and your old tricks no longer work.

[constance]

Maybe one day I will start making thoughtful lj entries again. One day, but not today: today, I have a Very Important Question to ask you. If you were going to your company Christmas party, would you wear

(1) the three-and-a-half-inch-heeled fuck-me ankle-strap shoes (man, that was a lot of hyphens right there), or

(2) the two-inch-heeled comfy slides?

Much is riding on your response. Do not fail me, friends!