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I got a parking ticket today, parked outside my own house. I mean, yes, I was breaking the law, though I didn't realize that having two wheels up on the edge of the sidewalk was illegal here. But! A ticket! Outside my own house! From a police force which doesn't bother to ticket speeding in school zones! O, the humanity, man.

At least I wasn't the only one on my street to get one, though; the whole length of it, you can see soggy strips of yellow carbonless paper stuck under people's windshield wipers. And there's something else, too, that makes me not care so deeply about my parking ticket which I will pay immediately because I do not want to spend another night in prison ever again, and that thing is that I HAVE A JOB. I got called for an interview from my new best friend Tori this morning, went into the office this afternoon, talked to them for 45 minutes, and within a half hour after my return home, they'd made an offer. I start Monday, can you believe it? I HAVE A JOB. Let me say it again, in case you've forgotten: I HAVE A JOB.

:D:D:D:D:D

Date: 2006-09-07 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com
I am already planning my museum-a-licious visit to DC! It will have to be in 2007, but at that time I will descend upon you in the great state which I hear the gainfully employed affect when traveling.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Date: 2006-09-08 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 21stcenturysei.livejournal.com
All right, 2007 it is! And if I have not seen you in the city of "Taxation Without Representation" by December 31 of next year, you will have to pay the price...mwa ha ha ha...
I'm not sure what the price is. Possibly prank phone calls, or bizarrely timed pizza deliveries. Or the recitation of Library of Congress Classification tables ad infinitum. I will think on this and get back to you.

ELJAY TELEGRAM FOR T. AND C.

Date: 2006-09-08 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT STOP I WILL BE THERE STOP MAYBE IN THE SPRING STOP BUT ANYWAY AS SOON AS I HAVE A LITTLE VACATION TIME I AM HEADED YOUR WAY STOP PLEASE CANCEL ALL PIZZA DELIVERIES STOP ALSO RECITATIONS STOP

YOUR FRIEND CAMMY/REBECCA/TOFTY

Re: ELJAY TELEGRAM FOR T. AND C.

Date: 2006-09-08 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 21stcenturysei.livejournal.com
RECEIVED TELEGRAM STOP ANXIOUSLY AWAITING YOUR VISIT STOP DO NOT FEAR STOP THE RECITATIONS HAVE BEEN CURTAILED STOP
HEART STOP
T & C

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