Wasn't Dumbledore bad enough, damn it?

[constance]

I was puttering around in the living room and heard a clatter from the study and saw a running cat and went to investigate, and discovered that my Snape action figure had totally AKed my Jane Austen action figure.



After all, there can't possibly be another explanation.

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la de da de dum.

[leestone.livejournal.com]

Now I'm thinking about Jane Austen and Charles Dickens. And how, if Snape (in a fit of boredom) compiled a list entitled My All-Time Least Favorite Muggle Novelists, they would probably both rank somewhere in the Top 20. You know, along with Francine Pascal and Richard Bach.

I'm guessing our Joseph Conrad action figures would escape unmolested.

Re: la de da de dum.

[quartertosix.livejournal.com]

*is laughing so hard that her lungs are trying to explode out of her mouth, OK?*

Funniest thing I've read all day. <3333

Re: la de da de dum.

[leestone.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Yes, and thank goodness Albert Camus and James Ellroy would make it as well.

Though I think Snape should give Francine Pascal a chance. Talk about your Hearts of Darkness!

Re: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA

[leestone.livejournal.com]

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[tofty.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I do love you so. :D:D:D:D:D:D

Re: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA

[leestone.livejournal.com]

I heard he's wanted to hex Diana Gabaldon in the worst way, too, but it just isn't worth the flak he'd take from McGonagall.

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[tofty.livejournal.com]

Pee Ess I like to think that he's scratching those names out in blood.

Re: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA

[leestone.livejournal.com]

He so is.