Wasn't Dumbledore bad enough, damn it?

[constance]

I was puttering around in the living room and heard a clatter from the study and saw a running cat and went to investigate, and discovered that my Snape action figure had totally AKed my Jane Austen action figure.



After all, there can't possibly be another explanation.

Comments

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

I'm absolutely convinced that Jane told Snape to kill her! In fact, I was receiving mind rays beamed directly into my brain about this just the other day!

*is dragged back into the padded room*

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

You'll write this story, won't you?

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure I'll get to it eventually. :)

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha, Laurel's right, you should definitely write it! Because the world needs more Snape/Austen crackfic! Extra points for meta, if you can slip in the mind rays and the padded room!

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a not-quite-so-very-Reformed Death Eater in possession of a wand must be in want of a...duelling partner.