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constanceLast night I spent twenty minutes looking for my copy of Harriet the Spy for costume research purposes and couldn't find it; I ended up pulling it up on Amazon just to see if they had what I needed and found this review of it:
So leaving aside the part where she just absolutely missed the point of Harriet (and made multiple grammatical, syntactical, and spelling errors while missing it) and therefore appeared to be a cretin, I was sort of fascinated by this one. She has seven children and she's educating them at home? She considers the Bible to be good children's literature? Sounds like my kind of Mom, really, and so I clicked on the link where you could read all her reviews, and this is the only one, which I guess means that she hated Harriet in particular enough to complain about it and only it. I mean, whatever. She's entitled to her opinion, I guess, even though I can't say I really have much patience with her ignorant vilification of one of my favorite books of all time.
You know what would be fun, though? I thought of this as I was working through my disappointment at finding only one review under her profile. To create a profile and do nothing but trash great novels by calling them godless and immoral. So that when someone clicked on the profile you created, they'd see nothing but faith-based haranguing and exhortations to read the Only Worthwhile Literature There Is: like, the BIBLE and Tim Lahaye, for example. "Wuthering Heights was so much useless garbage! Heathcliff set a terrible example for our young people. If you want to read one of our great lady authors, try Barbara Johnson's God's Most Precious Jewels Are Crystallized Tears!"
The danger, of course, being that people will always take you seriously when you say things like that. Take me, for example.
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ETA: A Conversation I Had Today, Or: The Proudest Moment of My Life :D:D:D
Coworker: Who are you supposed to be?
Me: *brandishes notebook and accessories* I'm Harriet the Spy.
Coworker: Oh! Oh! You know what? You are so perfect a Harriet the Spy that that is almost not even a costume.
Me: *______*
Jesus Wept
This book is devoid of all morals. I encourage all parents to encourage your children to read really good children's literature, the BIBLE and forgo this trash. All of the characters are mean, and unlikable. I especially abhor the part when Harriet hangs the fetal pig in the school's stairwell. I homeschool all of our 7 children, and I read everything that I assign them to read. I couln't get past the first chapter of this book before I was ready to throw up in disgust.
So leaving aside the part where she just absolutely missed the point of Harriet (and made multiple grammatical, syntactical, and spelling errors while missing it) and therefore appeared to be a cretin, I was sort of fascinated by this one. She has seven children and she's educating them at home? She considers the Bible to be good children's literature? Sounds like my kind of Mom, really, and so I clicked on the link where you could read all her reviews, and this is the only one, which I guess means that she hated Harriet in particular enough to complain about it and only it. I mean, whatever. She's entitled to her opinion, I guess, even though I can't say I really have much patience with her ignorant vilification of one of my favorite books of all time.
You know what would be fun, though? I thought of this as I was working through my disappointment at finding only one review under her profile. To create a profile and do nothing but trash great novels by calling them godless and immoral. So that when someone clicked on the profile you created, they'd see nothing but faith-based haranguing and exhortations to read the Only Worthwhile Literature There Is: like, the BIBLE and Tim Lahaye, for example. "Wuthering Heights was so much useless garbage! Heathcliff set a terrible example for our young people. If you want to read one of our great lady authors, try Barbara Johnson's God's Most Precious Jewels Are Crystallized Tears!"
The danger, of course, being that people will always take you seriously when you say things like that. Take me, for example.
:::
ETA: A Conversation I Had Today, Or: The Proudest Moment of My Life :D:D:D
Coworker: Who are you supposed to be?
Me: *brandishes notebook and accessories* I'm Harriet the Spy.
Coworker: Oh! Oh! You know what? You are so perfect a Harriet the Spy that that is almost not even a costume.
Me: *______*
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Date: 2005-10-31 03:46 pm (UTC)I'm having deja vu. I must have mentioned something about that to you lately, over dinner or...? *scratches head*
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Date: 2005-10-31 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-31 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-31 04:05 pm (UTC)SMITE THE ORPHANS
Date: 2005-10-31 04:00 pm (UTC)Cout Olaf: I look like the wrath of God.
Date: 2005-10-31 04:07 pm (UTC)Re: Cout Olaf: I look like the wrath of God.
Date: 2005-10-31 09:44 pm (UTC)Re: Cout Olaf: I look like the wrath of God.
Date: 2005-10-31 09:44 pm (UTC)IS THIS AN ACTUAL BOOK THAT IS OUT NOW?!
*runs to Amazon*
Re: Cout Olaf: I look like the wrath of God.
Date: 2005-10-31 09:48 pm (UTC)Re: Cout Olaf: I look like the wrath of God.
Date: 2005-11-01 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-31 08:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-01 03:48 am (UTC)What I reckon is that she is an influence, directly or indirectly, on every kid who ever read the book and ended up writing. Or at least that is to say this: I feel the same way.
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Date: 2005-10-31 10:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-01 03:49 am (UTC)