you're pushing thirty and your old tricks no longer work.

[constance]

Maybe one day I will start making thoughtful lj entries again. One day, but not today: today, I have a Very Important Question to ask you. If you were going to your company Christmas party, would you wear

(1) the three-and-a-half-inch-heeled fuck-me ankle-strap shoes (man, that was a lot of hyphens right there), or

(2) the two-inch-heeled comfy slides?

Much is riding on your response. Do not fail me, friends!

Comments

Re: additional data provided herein:

[octoberstory.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily--a tulip skirt will be tailored in a full bell shape at the hips and a bit tapered at the hemline to balance the volume above (if my fashion-mag life lessons do not fail me). But I am envisioning your skirt well!

Sounds ladylike enough that you can sexx it up a bit. Yeah, definitely the heels! Ooooh, are you going to wear your lovely new peter pan-collar jacket too?

Re: additional data provided herein:

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Well, I've seen them go both ways, those tricky tulip skirts, definitely the silhouette you describe, but also the one I describe. Hence the confusion. Surely tulip skirts cannot be shaped both ways?

I wore the heels, left the jacket at home because it was just the wrong color. My feet were a little sore at the end of the night -- more standing than I thought there'd be -- but otherwise I have no regrets. :D I looked as hot as it's possible for me to look, so happy.