you're pushing thirty and your old tricks no longer work.

[constance]

Maybe one day I will start making thoughtful lj entries again. One day, but not today: today, I have a Very Important Question to ask you. If you were going to your company Christmas party, would you wear

(1) the three-and-a-half-inch-heeled fuck-me ankle-strap shoes (man, that was a lot of hyphens right there), or

(2) the two-inch-heeled comfy slides?

Much is riding on your response. Do not fail me, friends!

Comments

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

I'm with everyone else who says "If you ain't walkin', you might as well be sex-ay."

If my mom were here, she'd advise, "Stash a pair of sneakers in the car, because oy, what if you should have an automobile emergency that required abandoning your vehicle and walking more than 14 steps?"