But I was a little disappointed she wasn't nine and a half months pregnant.

[constance]

At the grocery today, my path kept crisscrossing another family's: a mother, two teenage daughters, a girl of about ten, and a mullet-sporting (-spouting?) child of indeterminate sex, all arguing or otherwise haranguing each other in a way I might've found much more disturbing if the mother hadn't sounded exactly, but exactly, like Joy from "My Name Is Earl." As it was, every time I passed them on my way down an aisle, I had to fight a completely inappropriate urge to giggle. Inappropriate because (as I have learned the hard way) you don't laugh at arguing people, and also because I have no doubt that even though the mother was half my size, she could probably have taken me with one hand duct-taped to the top of her head. No one with a voice like that is helpless, I tell you.

How awesome is living in the south? More awesome than I could ever manage to express in one lonely lj entry.

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[tofty.livejournal.com]

I am still stalled out on ep 1 -- I don't know what my problem is! I have them all downloaded and everything, but for some reason all I'm doing anymore is watching things I've already seen twenty times. (Right now, Jeeves and Wooster is playing in the background.)

Ooh, Sunday, sounds good! :D