Would you? Have you?

[constance]

Two Things I Swear To You That I Will Never (Unlike Unnamed Coworkers) Do:

(1) pull my own teeth
(2) drink Windex to get drunk

One Thing I Did Do This Weekend:

(1) wore two different shoes to work by accident

Comments

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Well, we're getting dental insurance, and as people have turned in their forms, more than one of our field guys -- let me repeat that, MORE THAN ONE -- have said in all seriousness that they'll be glad not to have to pull their own teeth any more. My response to this is generally to scream and run.

As for the Windex, I don't even remember how the topic came up! T. just started talking about drinking Windex in high school. I do remember my response: "T, that's poison. I mean, when kids drink it, they die." He told me that if you filter the blue out, you can drink it; but in my trauma I've blocked out the filtering method. Anyway, I don't know how true this can possibly be, because I always thought it was ammonia-based.

My shoes were pretty much this year's and last year's brown mary janes, yeah. With long pants on, they looked enough alike that you couldn't really tell unless you knew what you were looking for.

Hahahahaha! I don't wear thongs, but I've worn my underwear sideways as well!