Would you? Have you?

[constance]

Two Things I Swear To You That I Will Never (Unlike Unnamed Coworkers) Do:

(1) pull my own teeth
(2) drink Windex to get drunk

One Thing I Did Do This Weekend:

(1) wore two different shoes to work by accident

Comments

[lindyhoppr.livejournal.com]

I pulled out a couple of my own teeth when I was in second grade. But they were baby teeth, and new ones grew in.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I didn't even do that! My dad used to get mad at me because I'd leave my teeth in until they were attached only at a single tiny point -- they'd just sort of dangle there.