Would you? Have you?

[constance]

Two Things I Swear To You That I Will Never (Unlike Unnamed Coworkers) Do:

(1) pull my own teeth
(2) drink Windex to get drunk

One Thing I Did Do This Weekend:

(1) wore two different shoes to work by accident

Comments

[tinderblast.livejournal.com]

I'm traumatised by both examples ...

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Me too. If I had a therapist, I'd be talking to my therapist about it, but instead I am talking to you. Don't you feel lucky?