Would you? Have you?

[constance]

Two Things I Swear To You That I Will Never (Unlike Unnamed Coworkers) Do:

(1) pull my own teeth
(2) drink Windex to get drunk

One Thing I Did Do This Weekend:

(1) wore two different shoes to work by accident

Comments

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

No, really? Jesus, I'd think the ammonia would kill you before you caught a buzz!

I'd be more likely to pull my own teeth than drink Windex.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I told Laurel that I don't know how true my coworker's story is -- I hope for his sake NOT AT ALL.

It's a tossup for me as to which I'd prefer, but I guess that if I were forced, I'd rather pull teeth too. Your chances are better for surviving a tooth-pulling, and dude, I am all about the survival.