Owl post

[constance]

Dear Ms. onthecontrary:

It has come to my attention that you are "celebrating" the anniversary of the day you arrived on this forsaken planet. Misguided as I think your pleasure may be, I hear that it is usual for your acquaintance to offer many happy returns to you on such an occasion. And so I offer them.

I also believe that one might sing if one is so inclined:

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)

Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it's Nothing
Surely you're happy
It should be this way ?
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
And : "May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"


I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)


Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it's Nothing
Surely you're happy
It should be this way ?
I said "No"
And then I shot myself
So, drink, drink, drink
And be ill tonight


From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Oh, unhappy birthday
Behind
Behind
Behind


Now get back to work.

Yours cordially,

Severus Snape

Comments

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, Cammy!!!! ahahahahahaha!!! This is brilliant and funny and asjkdlahahaha, oh man. I love you! THANK YOU! You are so supportive and good to me, all the time; what did I do to deserve such wonderful friends?! *KEEPS DOING IT, WHATEVER IT IS!