for whom it may concern
Mar. 22nd, 2007 03:10 pm- Please to ignore earlier mean-spirited post about Anne Lamott which has now been made private thank you very much.
- Adventures in Retail Shopping, Part One; at [giant retail pain-in-the-ass discount store] last night:
Me: Do you have a cord or a cable where both ends are earphone plugs?
Electronics Dept Clerk: er...
Me (hopefully): It's for plugging an mp3 player into a car stereo?
EDP: Oh -- I don't know if we have them or not, but there might be some over there with the TV accessories. *waves hand in general direction of 1/2 the department*
Me: Okay, thanks. *skulks off to spend next 20 minutes looking, does not find* - Adventures in Retail Shopping, Part Two; at [small retail electronics chain] during lunch:
Me: Do you have a cord or a cable where both ends are earphone plugs?
Clerk: *smiles* Yup. So do you have a new car or a new stereo?
Me: :D A new car.
Clerk: *displays choice of three* How long do you need it to be?
Me: *____* - I have this fantasy that my entire friendslist will spontaneously write me classic novel/Stephen King crossover fanfic whilst I repair to Dallas for the weekend, because since
laurelwood mentioned it, I cannot get it out of my head. I mean, haven't you ever wondered what Mary and Dickon and Colin might do when faced with an evil clown/spider? What advice Carrie might offer Cousin Bette (or vice versa)? What Jack Sawyer might say to Tom Sawyer (or, better, Huck Finn)? Well, start wondering, if you please. - Have a lovely weekend!
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Date: 2007-03-22 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-30 12:06 am (UTC)That's no reason to subject everyone else to it, though! :)
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Date: 2007-03-22 08:56 pm (UTC)And yay for finding a rare pocket of good customer service. Almost like finding a four leaf clover.
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Date: 2007-03-30 12:10 am (UTC)In a smallish city like mine, decent customer service seems to be easier to come by than it is in a big city, but still, it's always noteworthy to be treated like a human being. Sad but true.
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Date: 2007-03-22 11:18 pm (UTC)Er, sorry for ranting in your journal. I hope you have a good weekend too, Cammy. *hugs tight*
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Date: 2007-03-30 12:14 am (UTC)*hugs back*