Things To Do When I Rule the World

[constance]

1. Make every American participating in Our Glorious Free Market System work six months in (a) retail and (b) food service, thereby giving everyone a thorough understanding of what exactly these guys put up with on a daily basis. People who don't shop or eat out are exempt.


2. Similarly, make every entitled Social Darwinist in existence live as a minimum-wage-earning single mother of three for two years. SDs who have tugged themselves out of poverty by their proverbial bootstraps are required to participate in a six-month refresher course.


3. Abolish people incapable of using their turn signals from the roads.


4. Tax everyone one oatmeal raisin cookie or tuna sandwich (taxpayer's choice) during their lifetime.

Comments

[octoberstory.livejournal.com]

Cammy, are you going to start handing out guns in Harlem like that Libertarian guy on The Daily Show?

I especially love #1 (of course). It's so Swiss. Except instead of giving kids rifles, we're giving them, you know. Aprons and milk-steaming pitchers.

STILL COMING FOR VISIT BTW. HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Man, I wouldn't even know where to get a gun. Kmart doesn't sell them any more. (Does Wal-Mart?)

GOOD. I AM COUNTING ON YOU.