Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

[constance]

I was complaining the other day about not being able to use tooth-whitening strips, and my father informed me that there's a whitening mouthwash which is much easier to use than the strips. So I picked some up this afternoon on the way home from work, and I tried it out just now, and oh man, I did note when I bought it that it's hydrogen-peroxide-based, but it didn't actually occur to me that this stuff was going to foam in my mouth until I was oozing froth from all facial orifices.

Has anyone ever used this nightmarish stuff before? Is there a trick to it? Because otherwise I think I'm just going to have to live with teeth that are not perfectly white. I don't know if my delicate constitution can withstand swishing H₂O₂ for a minute at a time.

Comments

[octoberstory.livejournal.com]

Those strips suck the rigid cock of satan. If you have the slightest amount of saliva in your mouth, which, as, uh, mammals, WE TOTALLY DO, they don't seem to adhere properly. I saw so little difference. Way too labor intensive for the shoddy results. That, or I am incompetent...?

Why does the idea of you foaming madly make me laugh. >:E

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I'm not much good at them either, though that's not the main reason I don't use them -- but then, I fail at so many things like that. You should see me with a staple remover!

You're not the only one to laugh, dude. My mom laughed so hard she was wheezing on the phone. >:D

[octoberstory.livejournal.com]

>:E~~~~~~ WRRRREEEAAAAGGHHHHH *flobber* *spurt*