So. Not. Funny.

[constance]

Dear Universe,

Plz stop w/r/t the huge and unexpected expenses kthx. No really. And if you do have to hit me up like five times in one week, at the very least do not stick two of them into one letter like the one I received today from my mortgage company which says Hey, girl, your escrow account is several hundred dollars short and you owe us, and by the way, your mortgage payment is about to go up substantially.

It's just common courtesy, Universe. I wouldn't do you this way, you know.

Your friend,

Cammy

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[tofty.livejournal.com]

I. KNOW.

By the way! What are you doing on the weekend of July 21????

[octoberstory.livejournal.com]

You know perfectly well what WE'RE doing! B-)

[tofty.livejournal.com]

*beams at you!*

[octoberstory.livejournal.com]

I AM SO COMING. :D I have to call you! Jim wants to come. He says he doesn't want to intrude, but he adores you as well and feels bad about leaving so quickly last time, so...if you have room for two guests...

♥!!!!

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I keep forgetting to reply to this comment! But! IT IS AWESOME THAT JIM WANTS TO COME. When we talk on the phone, I'll make sure I have his address right so that I can issue a Proper Invitation. *beams some more*