So. Not. Funny.

[constance]

Dear Universe,

Plz stop w/r/t the huge and unexpected expenses kthx. No really. And if you do have to hit me up like five times in one week, at the very least do not stick two of them into one letter like the one I received today from my mortgage company which says Hey, girl, your escrow account is several hundred dollars short and you owe us, and by the way, your mortgage payment is about to go up substantially.

It's just common courtesy, Universe. I wouldn't do you this way, you know.

Your friend,

Cammy

Comments

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I want some Universe-kicking boots! Where'd you get yours?

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

Vic's -- and they're on sale! But if you're going to get athletic about it, you need the gel insoles.

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

It didn't put in my picture!!!

http://pics.livejournal.com/imkalena/pic/00064exg/g13

[tofty.livejournal.com]

THOSE ARE THE BEST UNIVERSE-KICKING BOOTS OF ALL TIME. I now cannot imagine kicking the universe in any boots but those.