So. Not. Funny.

[constance]

Dear Universe,

Plz stop w/r/t the huge and unexpected expenses kthx. No really. And if you do have to hit me up like five times in one week, at the very least do not stick two of them into one letter like the one I received today from my mortgage company which says Hey, girl, your escrow account is several hundred dollars short and you owe us, and by the way, your mortgage payment is about to go up substantially.

It's just common courtesy, Universe. I wouldn't do you this way, you know.

Your friend,

Cammy

Comments

[miraminx.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I HATE those notices from the mortgage company. No one warned me about them! I thought I'd be paying xxx dollars forever, but NOOOOOOO!

On the plus side, last year the monthly payment actually went down instead of up. Still haven't figured that one out, but it's not like I'm going to tip off anyone at the mortgage company by calling them up and asking them.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I knew I wouldn't be paying xxx forever, because I knew the insurance was going to eventually figure in, but I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THE TAXES.

I am really hoping that once I get my arrears paid off, my payments will go back down. But NOW I KNOW IT IS ALL A NAUSEOUS ROLLER-COASTER RIDE, and so I won't hold my breath or nothin'.

(I wouldn't call the mortgage company either!)