An Informal Debate Staged by My Inner Voice

[constance]

Proposed (while driving to lunch): God, wouldn't it be great if there were a fast food restaurant that sold funnel cakes?

Pro: HELL YEAH.

Con: Yeah, fat girl, like you need more fried food and sugar in your life.

Pro: HELL YEAH.

Con: You are the reason why the world laughs at the American diet, you know.

Pro: HELL YEAH.

Con: *abandons argument in sheer disgust*

Pro: ROCK ON I AM THE GREATEST DEBATER IN THE WORLD. SONIC GET ON THAT OKAY.

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Oh, let them laugh--we didn't invent the deep-fried Mars Bar. I don't think we did, anyway.

Thank you, Jesus, for Wikipedia.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

An answer to both your question and mine (which was this: are they battered before they're fried?) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_fried_Mars_bar)

Re: Thank you, Jesus, for Wikipedia.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

I thought that was a Scottish thing, though I wasn't sure--but as that same article points out, we're responsible for the deep-fried Twinkie so I call it a dietary draw.

Re: Thank you, Jesus, for Wikipedia.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, man, from the looks of this, the Americans and the Scots could probably go one-upping each other all day in the War of the Things We're Totally Willing to Eat Deep-Fried!

Re: Thank you, Jesus, for Wikipedia.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Our national Scotch-Irish colonial heritage officially bites us in the ass! Arse! Whichever! Gimme some funnel cake, extra powdered sugar. Mmm.

Re: Thank you, Jesus, for Wikipedia.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

*washes it down with large glass of whiskey/whisky*