OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

[constance]

JUST NOW I WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND AND I WAS ALSO CHANGING INTO MY PAJAMAS AND THERE WAS A LITTLE BLACK SOMETHING ON MY CHEST LIKE LINT AND I WENT TO BRUSH IT OFF AND IT DID NOT GO ANYWHERE AND I PULLED IT OFF AND IT PULLED AWAY FROM MY SKIN WITH A SNAP AND I REALIZED IT WAS A FUCKING TICK ON ME AND I DID NOT SCREAM ON THE PHONE BUT NOW THAT I AM OFF THE PHONE I FEEL A LITTLE SCREAMING IS IN ORDER THERE WAS A TICK ON ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FEEL AS THOUGH I MAY NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

Comments

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

AIEEEEEE, TICKS! TICKS! MY MOM HAS A WALK SHE DOES ON HER LUNCH BREAK AND TICKS REGULARLY DROP OFF TREES ONTO HER AND SHE HAS BECOME DOWNRIGHT BLASE ABOUT IT BUT I NEVER COULD BECAUSE OMG BLOODSUCKING BURROWING T*I*C*K*S!!!!!1!!!!

(Glad you found it in time- eeee! The disgusting, nefarious creatures!)

[tofty.livejournal.com]

NOW I AM WORRYING THAT WE ARE ALL COVERED WITH THEM LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF AN X-FILES EPISODE AND SO I AM CHECKING THE PETS AND THEY JUST THINK I AM MASSAGING THEM AND LIKE IT AND SO FAR I HAVE NOT FOUND ANY ON THEM ONLY ON ME WHICH I GUESS IS A GOOD THING BUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD