Dog stats

[constance]

Number of places in which dog was sick during the day: approximately 17
Hours spent cleaning up: 1.5
Rugs ruined: 1
Rolls of paper towels used: 1
Containers of Clorox wet wipes used: 1
Packets of Pledge wipes used: 1
Bowls of dog food consumed during day: 0
Water drunk: undetectable amount
Extent of worry from 1 to 10, where 1 is "lalala what?" and 10 is "MUST CALL EMERGENCY VET IMMEDIATELY:" 9.8
Place "cleaning up after sick dog" now holds on List of Things I Never Want to Do Again: 1, with a bullet

Comments

[miraminx.livejournal.com]

Oh, how scary. I'm glad you called the emergency vet and I hope your poor dog feels better tomorrow.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Well, she hasn't been sick all night, so that's a good sign, right? I'm calling my real vet as soon as they open, just to make sure.

*hug*