And I'll call it It Takes a Nation in a Wardrobe to Hold Us Back

I know I should be writing something of, you know, substance right now, or at least reporting the news of me, but when I clicked on the link a few minutes ago, this suddenly became most urgent in my long list of things I've gotta do.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and Flavor Flav.
The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

I'm thinking Flavor/Edmund/teen!Susan. FIGHT THE POWER, baby.