constance: (MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION!)
constance ([personal profile] constance) wrote2005-06-30 08:15 am
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Doctor, doctor! Give me the news!

Okay, Internet, I have a kind of delicate medical problem and I was wondering, before I confessed to a doctor, if there was anyone who'd experienced something similar, and whether anyone had any advice as to a cure.



I have had a Maroon 5 song stuck in my head for three days! It will not go away! And it is especially painful considering the fact that up till two weeks ago I was blissfully unaware that Maroon 5 even existed.

I have tried all the usual cures, and apart from surgery, I'm not sure what to try next. What can I do?

[identity profile] laurelwood.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean just buying the song and listening to it 800 times didn't work? Because that's what I always do, and it works like a charm, except when it's the theme song for PBS's cartoon "Caillou", and then I'm stuck with that mental tinnitus until I stub my toe or bang my elbow on a countertop or something, and then it's released in a stream of profanity.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery; is there a Hallmark card for this?

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I haven't bought the song, because I hear it at least four times a day at work, and THAT IS ENOUGH AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED. I know I should just download it.

Perhaps I should try self-mutilation.

And if there is not a hallmark card for this, by God, there should be!!

[identity profile] resonant8.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The spouse says that you can drive any song out of your head by humming a bit of Aerosmith's "Love In an Elevator." He calls it "the sorbet of pop music."

The problem is that it's a very rare occasion when whatever is stuck in your head is actually worse than Aerosmith's "Love In an Elevator."

*palate now raw and bleeding*

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAa

True on both counts: I have been singing "Love in an Elevator" all night, and the Maroon 5 song was empirically the better song.

Quel tragedy!

[identity profile] somniesperus.livejournal.com 2005-07-05 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Beauty queen of only eighteen, she
Had some trouble with herself.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2005-07-08 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door, baby. You know it.