Stop those presses but immediately.

[constance]

Friends, you might want to be sitting down for this news. It is news so astounding, so dramatically unexpected, that I believe I feel the very foundations of the earth shifting beneath me as I sit in my study typing. My news is this:

I am wearing heels to work. Willingly.

Tune in this afternoon, when in an attempt to prolong your astonished favor I will come home and go through my mail. I tell you truly that there is nothing I will not do to keep you captivated. I love you that much.

Comments

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Good God. Yeah, I'd be kind of surprised if a girl that young had a resume, or even knew how to articulate a love for clothes in any sort of impressive way. Since they're all lithe and lovely, though, I suspect there might be other unstated criteria at work. (In which case you'd be a shoo-in!)