Stop those presses but immediately.

[constance]

Friends, you might want to be sitting down for this news. It is news so astounding, so dramatically unexpected, that I believe I feel the very foundations of the earth shifting beneath me as I sit in my study typing. My news is this:

I am wearing heels to work. Willingly.

Tune in this afternoon, when in an attempt to prolong your astonished favor I will come home and go through my mail. I tell you truly that there is nothing I will not do to keep you captivated. I love you that much.

Comments

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Nooooooo! You're taking the first steps toward the Dark Side! Come baaaack!

[tofty.livejournal.com]

The first tottering, unbalanced, ankle-twisting steps? I CAN TOTALLY COME BACK FROM THIS. Just don't stop believing in me, baby.