constance: (*works*)
constance ([personal profile] constance) wrote2009-02-17 07:04 pm

And then I'm gonna TP their mom's house.

And the other major time-suck in my life is this: just before Christmas, our server at work crashed in a really spectacular way, and I spent many perfectly miserable seventy-hour weeks first trying just to get us through the crisis, and then upgrading all the equipment and procedures, and then migrating everything, and then catching everyone else up, then catching myself up. Until recently, I wasn't entirely certain I'd ever see daylight again for more than ten minutes at a stretch.

But now things are more or less caught up. There are a few odds and ends left to clear up -- the foot-high stack of loose papers to be filed at my earliest convenience which should be about April, the resetting of users on our domain, the report which was lost forever and which NOTHING I CAN DO WILL EVER MAKE IT EXACTLY RIGHT FOR ITS PRIMARY USER HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM TIRED OF LOOKING AT THAT REPORT -- but things are seriously looking up. Last weekend was the first weekend since Christmas, for example, that I was able to not work at all, either at the office or telecommuting from home. And it was a stupidly good weekend.

And so I've been leaning back a little, you know? Spending a little less time hunched over my computer like this and a little more time feeling like an actual human being with an actual life. Which turns out to have been a big mistake, because you get too complacent and the universe doesn't like it; it smacks you upside the head hard enough to knock you on the floor.

That is to say: yesterday my boss called and asked me if the Internet was down, and it was, and while usually it's not such a big deal -- just a simple router reboot -- yesterday restarting the router didn't help, and it turned out that the line was completely down, and after staying on the phone with tech support until 6pm, they said the fix couldn't be made from their end and they'd send someone out this morning, and this entry is already a little long and I haven't even gotten to the good part yet, so let me just wrap it up by saying that after a day of waiting anxiously for a tech who never came and fielding calls literally every ten minutes from my coworkers who are like six-year-olds in a car when it comes to internet and email with the are-we-there-yet-are-we-there-yet, I have come up with a plan of revenge for AT&T: every time someone calls me tomorrow, I am going to call our rep with another repair request. I mean, if the (I think) six calls I made today weren't enough to make an impression, maybe ten times that many calls will.

One can only hope. And now I gotta go. I have to check my work email.

[identity profile] amelia-eve.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
oooh! ooooh! Give me the tech's number and I will call too!

Sheesh.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
You do not know how tempted I am just to post his number as part of the entry. He would totally deserve it if I did.

[identity profile] amelia-eve.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well you could guarantee that none of your colleagues would abuse it. They couldn't, because to read it they would need to be connected to the Internet!

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
If my coworkers ever found this journal, I'd have more to worry about than the likes of AT&T. :(
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[personal profile] thalia 2009-02-18 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
you get too complacent and the universe doesn't like it; it smacks you upside the head hard enough to knock you on the floor

ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH????

I'm very, very sorry you have to deal with AT&T support. I hope your plan for tomorrow works, and if it doesn't, TPing might not be a bad idea.

On the Universe as Head-Smacker

(Anonymous) 2009-02-18 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Among the books I was introduced to when I first began working in a university bookstore was The Quartzsite Trip (currently out-of-print). I guess it was written for adolescents. The story: every year this high school teacher would handpick certain students to accompany him on a trip, one of which provided the setting for the novel. Anyway, said teacher understood God to be "The Great Equalizer." That seems to be a similar notion to that of the universe as head-smacker. I don't agree with the theology/cosmology, but I do recommend the book.

Re: On the Universe as Head-Smacker

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
It should be floating around the internet somewhere -- most things are -- so I'll have have to see if I can find it.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
My plan totally worked! Four phone calls by 9:00 am, and we had working internet by 10:00. This is because sometimes, against all expectation, I stop being kindly and start being a total bitch. It takes me a long time to get there, but once I'm there, I can make lives hard.

(Anonymous) 2009-02-19 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Mild-mannered Judy Dark transforms into Luna Moth!

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed. One of my former bosses had a nickname for me: San Andreas. After the fault line, see, because, as she said it, everything's quiet and then without warning the building's in ruins around you.

I didn't like the boss so much, but I did like the nickname.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs you tightly*

[identity profile] proteinscollide.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
:(

I hope things ease up for real, and you get to have some time off to do things you enjoy.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I've had more and more time off lately, so I'm absolutely getting there. :D