Rearranging the alphabet

[constance]

A Conversation:

T, coming into my office: Hey, Cammy, you're a smart girl, maybe you can help me.

L, passing by: T, quit hitting on Cammy.

T: Hey, if I were hitting on Cammy, I'd think up a better pickup line.

Me: You know, if you were hitting on me, there wouldn't be a better line. That one's pretty perfect.

What pickup line works best/would work best on you? Or: what's the best line you've ever been fed?

 

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[tofty.livejournal.com]

I'm about to leave the house for an hour or two, but then I'm coming back and I expect I'll be in for the day. I have chores I need to get to -- post wrapping and card frenzy cleanup, laundry, etc, but I'll log in, and if you get a chance and do the same, just ping me. I'll leave my audio on, so I'll know when you do.